Good morning, smooth-skinned ladies and rough-stubbled gentlemen! Today we're discussing --
No. No, I can't. Not this topic.
At Male Pattern Boldness we have our standards. The very idea of manscaping strikes me as vulgar and, frankly, a little prurient. I apologize to the vulgar and prurient among you. The staff member responsible for suggesting manscaping will be disciplined.
I'm a native New Yorker and sewing fanatic! I started sewing in 2009 and today make all my own clothes using vintage patterns and vintage sewing machines. Welcome to the warm and whimsical world of Male Pattern Boldness, where the conversation is sewing, style, fashion, fabric, and more!