Friends, I am delighted to announce the latest version of MPB's exclusive pattern-naming game: NAME THAT PATTERN, 100% Gluten-Free. Now you can indulge in the revelry without worry of tummy upset. Bean-based, it's more digestible and more nutritious too!
The rules are simple: I post photographs of patterns I've found online, and you give them names. We have some incredible prizes lined up, including a year's supply of waxed dental floss from Rite Aid Pharmacy!
Without further delay, let's get started.
Introducing Pattern #1!
Can't be topped? Oh, yes it can: here's Pattern #2!
But wait, there's more: Pattern #3!
Moving right along, it's Pattern #4.
Finally, a highly collectable gem: Pattern #5!
But wait, as you know, there's a BONUS PATTERN, for those who like an extra challenge. Feast your eyes on Pattern #6!
Friends, I hope you've enjoyed this special gluten-free edition of NAME THAT PATTERN. Reminder: you can provide names for all the above patterns, or any combination you choose. To be eligible for the floss, however, you must complete all six.
On your marks, get set, NAME THAT PATTERN!
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i am HORRIBLE at coming up with names (always alliterative much to my chagrin) buti own #5
ReplyDelete1. Inside the Fuzzy Wuzzy Outdoor campaign
ReplyDelete2. Slackin' and packin' Big Style
3. Posh Hotel menswear
4. Poncho Patrol or Hey, C.H.I.P.s!
5. Ship bottle-bash dresses
Bonus: Back to Nature Guy Gear
Have to say the orange Valentino dress is a fabulous colour, regardless of what I called the pattern! #3 model looks like hybrid of Kevin Kline and Richard Gere in the 80s-all about the hair and the mustache.
DeleteIsn't the model Pierre Cardin?
Delete1) Winter Palace by Day, Red Square at Night
ReplyDelete2) "I told you. Never trust anyone with hair larger than her behind."
3) Pierre Burgundy
4) Three turtles, two named Poncho, decide to go on a picnic...
5) Twiggy Celebrates Purim.
bonus) The Drop-Seat Jumpsuit: Room for All Kinds of Droppings While in the Field
I am incapacitated with mirth!!!
Delete#1. Putin Couture
ReplyDelete#3. The Seventh Member Of The Village People
#4. You Don't Know Where His Hands Are!
#5. Madame Zeldar At The Ritz
#6. They'll Never Know You're Wearing A Diaper
1) Floppsy Moppsy & Cottontail (upcycled) and vegan ponchos.
ReplyDelete2) When you've given up on everything but the hair. (Or, a pantsuit for calling your therapist).
3) Plaza suite, Act 2, with 'stache.
4) His and her tablecloths.
5)Wait, before we begin the séance, I must put on my golden gumdrop seer turbin, yes…
6) Suit-a-potty.
Wondering, is the floss Rite Aid brand or Glide?
Johnson & Johnson!
DeleteI sewed a lot in my high school years in the late sixties. Almost every time you do a "name that pattern" I see a pattern I sewed. This time it is pattern #4. I made my poncho in a plaid, too. I wore it often with jeans and with skirts. And, yes, I did own fishnet stockings and a pair of white go-go boots. I was a fashionista. I get a smile from looking at these old patterns.
ReplyDelete1. Mini me overload!
ReplyDelete2. And then there's Maude
3. The well dressed Pimp Lounge wear.
4. Punchy Poncho
5. The W-Boobed Frock
Bonus..let's just step behind these bushes.....
1.Dr.Zhivago, mother-daughter edition. Perfect for escaping Cossacks.
ReplyDelete2.Haute TV Couture - You’ve been chosen to appear as a special guest on this week’s episode of Columbo. Call this number now! (I actually like this and once made something similar.)
3. The Porn Robe - What to wear between filming those awkward nude scenes….
4. Recycling is hip - ‘I just knew you could find something creative to do with your
mother’s old tablecloths, Midge!”
5.This spring’s newest look…because every woman wants her breasts to point at the floor…
6. Joy Indeed! So practical and easy, you’ll want to sew two!
Museumgirl, you have me with a stitch in my side from laughing!
Delete1. Ewoks
ReplyDelete2. Meeting for drinks at the Cantina
3. Jedi Robes
4. Luke on Tatooine
5. Princess Leia in White
6. Star Wars Behind the Scenes: The Film Crew
#1 - No Business Like faux business
ReplyDelete#2 - Ey-die, phone home!
#3 - "Just a Pierre Cardin bathrobe...you?"
#4 - Poncho-Judy
#5 - Hard-headed Hannah
#6 - "Don't forget to shut the back door!"
1. Why little Tommy has identity issues.
ReplyDelete2. "For tension release, Sven: MH7-3480."
3 "Sven speaking!"
4. Two tablecloths in love
5. That IS my handbag on my head.
6. A little behind in my work...
#3 - So this is what Sven the houseboy looks like.
ReplyDelete#2 - Hm, I actually like this.
Spud.
Spud.
#1: "Mommy, what happened to my bunny rabbit?"
ReplyDelete#2: "Just wait until I get that damned interior decorator on the phone!"
#3: "Just live with the wallpaper for a bit, Darling, and see if it grows on you—it was very hot in London and Paris."
#4: "You better stay right there in front of me, or all my friends will see me in this frickin' poncho."
#5: "Do I match my sconces closely enough?"
#6: "I'm not sure "The Joy Concept" is what has elicited those smiles…."
I can't believe I almost missed this one! Real life stinks.
ReplyDelete1. What Elmer Fudd made after he sang "Kill the wabbit."
2. Pattern description: "The Big Top comes in sizes Large, Ample, and Circus Tent."
3. "Room service, send up two hookers, a cheese plate, and a bottle of Cold Duck."
4. For the "Super Simple" people on your Xmas list.
5. Discreet doggie-bag hat.
6. "From the new hit film 'Deliverance'!"
I'm not sure about the others, but pattern #2 is called "Refill my Valium%&#$"
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