tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post3832786690164108553..comments2023-10-20T08:27:40.314-04:00Comments on male pattern boldness: NAME THAT PATTERN -- GLUTEN-FREE EDITION!Peter Lappinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05109154527996679077noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-81154553848824304142014-11-21T08:33:54.331-05:002014-11-21T08:33:54.331-05:00I'm not sure about the others, but pattern #2 ...I'm not sure about the others, but pattern #2 is called "Refill my Valium%&#$"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-9948806186906384732014-11-19T08:30:24.486-05:002014-11-19T08:30:24.486-05:00I can't believe I almost missed this one! Real...I can't believe I almost missed this one! Real life stinks.<br />1. What Elmer Fudd made after he sang "Kill the wabbit."<br />2. Pattern description: "The Big Top comes in sizes Large, Ample, and Circus Tent."<br />3. "Room service, send up two hookers, a cheese plate, and a bottle of Cold Duck."<br />4. For the "Super Simple" people on your Xmas list.<br />5. Discreet doggie-bag hat.<br />6. "From the new hit film 'Deliverance'!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-56026615250469317392014-11-19T05:11:54.795-05:002014-11-19T05:11:54.795-05:00Museumgirl, you have me with a stitch in my side f...Museumgirl, you have me with a stitch in my side from laughing! Anne-Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00407827983634620698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-55255645705244803612014-11-18T20:44:13.363-05:002014-11-18T20:44:13.363-05:00#1: "Mommy, what happened to my bunny rabbit?...#1: "Mommy, what happened to my bunny rabbit?"<br />#2: "Just wait until I get that damned interior decorator on the phone!"<br />#3: "Just live with the wallpaper for a bit, Darling, and see if it grows on you—it was very hot in London and Paris."<br />#4: "You better stay right there in front of me, or all my friends will see me in this frickin' poncho."<br />#5: "Do I match my sconces closely enough?"<br />#6: "I'm not sure "The Joy Concept" is what has elicited those smiles…."Michael Hankohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00578621509967600184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-23283010743794714852014-11-18T19:56:16.532-05:002014-11-18T19:56:16.532-05:00I am incapacitated with mirth!!!I am incapacitated with mirth!!!Ustabahippienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-32100295800403596962014-11-18T17:27:59.124-05:002014-11-18T17:27:59.124-05:00#3 - So this is what Sven the houseboy looks like....#3 - So this is what Sven the houseboy looks like.<br /><br />#2 - Hm, I actually like this. <br /><br />Spud.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Spud.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-44160716456809860652014-11-18T10:37:56.922-05:002014-11-18T10:37:56.922-05:00Johnson & Johnson!Johnson & Johnson!Peter Lappinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05109154527996679077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-83031712736301592152014-11-18T10:36:33.189-05:002014-11-18T10:36:33.189-05:001. Why little Tommy has identity issues.
2. "...1. Why little Tommy has identity issues.<br />2. "For tension release, Sven: MH7-3480."<br />3 "Sven speaking!"<br />4. Two tablecloths in love<br />5. That IS my handbag on my head.<br />6. A little behind in my work...Cathy Lanehttp://malepatternboldness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-80250225864557973232014-11-18T10:13:58.095-05:002014-11-18T10:13:58.095-05:00#1 - No Business Like faux business
#2 - Ey-die, p...#1 - No Business Like faux business<br />#2 - Ey-die, phone home!<br />#3 - "Just a Pierre Cardin bathrobe...you?"<br />#4 - Poncho-Judy<br />#5 - Hard-headed Hannah<br />#6 - "Don't forget to shut the back door!"<br />Peter Lappinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05109154527996679077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-27825895734804139592014-11-18T10:13:11.442-05:002014-11-18T10:13:11.442-05:001. Ewoks
2. Meeting for drinks at the Cantina
3. J...1. Ewoks<br />2. Meeting for drinks at the Cantina<br />3. Jedi Robes<br />4. Luke on Tatooine<br />5. Princess Leia in White<br />6. Star Wars Behind the Scenes: The Film Crew<br />Andrea Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18165707313135693105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-49629349105495071702014-11-18T08:56:08.245-05:002014-11-18T08:56:08.245-05:001.Dr.Zhivago, mother-daughter edition. Perfect for...1.Dr.Zhivago, mother-daughter edition. Perfect for escaping Cossacks.<br />2.Haute TV Couture - You’ve been chosen to appear as a special guest on this week’s episode of Columbo. Call this number now! (I actually like this and once made something similar.)<br />3. The Porn Robe - What to wear between filming those awkward nude scenes….<br />4. Recycling is hip - ‘I just knew you could find something creative to do with your <br />mother’s old tablecloths, Midge!”<br />5.This spring’s newest look…because every woman wants her breasts to point at the floor…<br />6. Joy Indeed! So practical and easy, you’ll want to sew two!<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-25940800526476250922014-11-18T08:37:29.123-05:002014-11-18T08:37:29.123-05:001. Mini me overload!
2. And then there's Maud...1. Mini me overload!<br />2. And then there's Maude<br />3. The well dressed Pimp Lounge wear.<br />4. Punchy Poncho<br />5. The W-Boobed Frock<br /><br />Bonus..let's just step behind these bushes.....Gene Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15731141629634998152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-65524795019986841502014-11-18T07:07:25.455-05:002014-11-18T07:07:25.455-05:00I sewed a lot in my high school years in the late ...I sewed a lot in my high school years in the late sixties. Almost every time you do a "name that pattern" I see a pattern I sewed. This time it is pattern #4. I made my poncho in a plaid, too. I wore it often with jeans and with skirts. And, yes, I did own fishnet stockings and a pair of white go-go boots. I was a fashionista. I get a smile from looking at these old patterns. pgardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13832295333460923382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-48867948886780531972014-11-18T00:32:46.693-05:002014-11-18T00:32:46.693-05:001) Floppsy Moppsy & Cottontail (upcycled) and ...1) Floppsy Moppsy & Cottontail (upcycled) and vegan ponchos.<br /><br />2) When you've given up on everything but the hair. (Or, a pantsuit for calling your therapist).<br /><br />3) Plaza suite, Act 2, with 'stache.<br /><br />4) His and her tablecloths.<br /><br />5)Wait, before we begin the séance, I must put on my golden gumdrop seer turbin, yes…<br /><br />6) Suit-a-potty.<br /><br />Wondering, is the floss Rite Aid brand or Glide?Jen Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09168401135498974644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-78789097963267803182014-11-18T00:13:19.324-05:002014-11-18T00:13:19.324-05:00Isn't the model Pierre Cardin?Isn't the model Pierre Cardin?Russell1947https://www.blogger.com/profile/14985465806923185400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-72763314917942332482014-11-17T23:31:34.828-05:002014-11-17T23:31:34.828-05:00#1. Putin Couture
#3. The Seventh Member Of The Vi...#1. Putin Couture<br />#3. The Seventh Member Of The Village People<br />#4. You Don't Know Where His Hands Are!<br />#5. Madame Zeldar At The Ritz<br />#6. They'll Never Know You're Wearing A Diaperokaysofihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06763169836274772051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-67658683433649824272014-11-17T22:42:56.179-05:002014-11-17T22:42:56.179-05:001) Winter Palace by Day, Red Square at Night
2) &...1) Winter Palace by Day, Red Square at Night<br /><br />2) "I told you. Never trust anyone with hair larger than her behind."<br /><br />3) Pierre Burgundy<br /><br />4) Three turtles, two named Poncho, decide to go on a picnic...<br /><br />5) Twiggy Celebrates Purim.<br /><br />bonus) The Drop-Seat Jumpsuit: Room for All Kinds of Droppings While in the FieldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-66944583194928548602014-11-17T22:37:53.002-05:002014-11-17T22:37:53.002-05:00Have to say the orange Valentino dress is a fabulo...Have to say the orange Valentino dress is a fabulous colour, regardless of what I called the pattern! #3 model looks like hybrid of Kevin Kline and Richard Gere in the 80s-all about the hair and the mustache.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-83292883442273633612014-11-17T22:35:57.987-05:002014-11-17T22:35:57.987-05:001. Inside the Fuzzy Wuzzy Outdoor campaign
2. Slac...1. Inside the Fuzzy Wuzzy Outdoor campaign<br />2. Slackin' and packin' Big Style<br />3. Posh Hotel menswear <br />4. Poncho Patrol or Hey, C.H.I.P.s!<br />5. Ship bottle-bash dresses<br />Bonus: Back to Nature Guy GearAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1991166428290808171.post-72024683704515823672014-11-17T22:18:05.984-05:002014-11-17T22:18:05.984-05:00i am HORRIBLE at coming up with names (always alli...i am HORRIBLE at coming up with names (always alliterative much to my chagrin) buti own #5Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17912238390747099323noreply@blogger.com