NAME THAT PATTERN!

Readers, I'm thrilled to present another round of the sewing blogosphere's favorite game of nifty nomenclature, NAME THAT PATTERN!

As you know from past rounds, the rules are simple: I present patterns I've found online and ask you to give them names -- the wittier the better.  Could it be any simpler?  I participate and sometimes Michael chimes in too.

While I can't be there to time you, I ask that you not spend more than an hour on any single pattern.  It's the honor system, people.

Ready to play?  Great.

Here's sophisticated PATTERN #1.



My answer: "Napkin rings optional"

I hope you haven't just eaten, because you're in for some turbulence: it's PATTERN #2!



My answer: "Overall, atrocious"

If there are any young children present, you'll want to move them away from your computer screen immediately.  Presenting PATTERN #3!



My answer: "Baby Jane's back -- and she's got a perm!"

Friends, you ain't seen nothin' yet: courtesy of Burda, here's PATTERN #4.



My answer: "Tiptoe through my tulip!"

Finally, something for the boys -- elegant PATTERN #5!



My answer: "Blind Date with Brian Boitano"

For anyone who's up for a little extra credit, I always like to offer a BONUS pattern.

And here it is -- PATTERN #6!



My answer: "Pigged out and feeling stuffed"

Readers, I hope you enjoy playing this latest round of NAME THAT PATTERN.  As always, our winner will be picked by Michael, and I'm delighted to announce that the winner will receive two weeks in the Cayman Islands with Ann and Mitt Romney!!!

So sit down, grab your pencils, start your timers, and please, no copying.

Enjoy!