Readers, life is funny -- some might even say hilarious. This is usually only in retrospect, of course, when the tears have long since dried and the therapy bills been paid. But seriously, you need a sense of humor to navigate this life and you, clever readers, have one.
I was very impressed by your skill (and enthusiasm) at playing Name That Pattern yesterday. So impressed, in fact, that you are ALL eligible to compete in the finals -- Michael included!
The theme of our final round -- is CELEBRITY PATTERNS.
Please give a name to the following patterns (not just the names of the celebrities, of course).
On your marks, get set....GO!
(My answer: "Ricky, how do you loosey this thing?)
(My answer: "Leggo my Ego")
(My answer: "Too short and too sassy.")
(My answer: "Brooke bears all!")
(My answer: "A Lexus doing (nineteen) eighty")
$100,000* bonus pattern!
(My entry: "Do mi mi, mi sew sew...ugly cape")
*all winnings subject to state and federal taxes.
Good luck, funny people!
Winners to be announced ASAP!