Wait no longer, friends!
The revolutionary new men's garment is here. It's called the BOXTOP, and you can see me model one right now.
OK, I know what you're thinking: isn't the BOXTOP just another version of that funsy onesie, the French calchemise (below)?
Oh, puleeze! There are a great many differences, but to reveal them would allow my competitors to steal my ideas. I'm not naive.
No doubt many of you are wondering where you can purchase your BOXTOP. Patience, patience. First, I need to get a sense of what the market for this garment really is.
I ask you:
1) Would you (if you're male) or the man in your life actually wear a BOXTOP?
2) If you answered yes to Question 1, would you wear it without pants?
3) If you answered no to Question 1, what's the deal breaker?
4) How do you like the name? (Does it look too much like BOTOX?)
Do let me know.
BTW, with the exception of the buttonholes, I made the BOXTOP entirely on my Janome Hello Kitty sewing machine.
Have a great day, everybody!
|Like I always say, Nihil sub sole novum.|